Presenting contestant number 1: Chris Ford, once a teenage Jehovah’s Witness preacher, now a divorced A&E nurse navigating Grindr, chaos and gay dating after 40. Contestant number 2: Gracie Mars, raised in Venezuela’s beauty queen culture, now a rugby-scarred comic rewriting life in Britain. Together, they present God Save the Queens: a fast-paced, darkly funny split hour of stand-up about escape, reinvention and the absurdity of adulthood when life goes completely off-script.